BD 001 am i late.png

AM I LATE?

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BD 015 A LITTLE SOMETHINg copy.png

A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR MY BIG KITTY

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BD 002 BEAR CUPCAKE.png

MAKE A WISH!

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BD 003 here be cake layers.png

HERE BE CAKE!

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BD 004 MARLIN.png

ONE LITTLE BITE NEVER HURT ANYBODY.

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BD 005 lizard holding ball copy.jpg

I'LL GET THE BALLOONS

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BD 007 CANDLES BY POUND.png

WE HAD TO GET YOUR CANDLES BY THE POUND

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BD 008 from your famil.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE FAMILY!!

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BD 009 grandpa.png

HEY, GRANDPA, IT'S PARTY TIME

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BD 011 magic birthday 1100.png

HAVE A MAGICAL BIRTHDAY

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BD 012 happy bday baby.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!

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BD 013 so excited your bda copy.png

I'M SO EXCITED IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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BD 014 UNICOR copy.png

ONE UNICORN? CHECK!

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BD 016 TIME IN A BOTTLE 11 copy.png

SAVOR THE MOMENT

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BD 017 BLAST copy.png

AREN'T BIRTHDAYS A BLAST?

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BD 019 SEW BD 1100 copy.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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BD 020 NAGGING MORTALITY copy.png

TIME IN A BOTTLE

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BD 021 BEARDO copy.png

YA FREAKIN' BEARDO!

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BD 023 BIRTHDAY SUIT copy.png

THAT'S QUITE THE BIRTHDAY SUIT

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BD 024 HAM IT UP copy.png

GO AHEAD AND HAM IT UP!

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BD 025 BARREL OF MONKEYS copy.png

MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS

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BD 027 BIG BANG copy.png

THE BIG BANG YOU DESERVE

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BD 026 BOOT AND CATS copy.png

THE PRICELESS GIFT OF BEATBOXING

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BD 029 HOT DOG copy.png

HOT DOG!

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BD 030 LIKE A KID AGAIN copy.png

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN

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DAD 002 CHIPPED copy.png

THERE IS NO OTHER BLOCK FROM WHICH I'D RATHER BE CHIPPED.

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HD 002 father's day REVISE copy.png

THANKS FOR ALL THE ADVENTURES

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ET 001 FEEL BETTER SOON copy.png

THAT OUGHT TO DO IT

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ET 002 fuck yea copy.png

FUCK YEAH!

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ET 003 SO ITS BEEN A WHILE copy.png

SO, IT'S BEEN A WHILE...

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ET 004 sucks and blows 110 copy.png

SUCKS AND BLOWS

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ET 005 let's get loaded to trim.png

LET'S GET LOADED.

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ET 006 FOUND IT.png

FOUND IT

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ET 007 EARRINGS TO TRIM copy.png

WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE EARRINGS?

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ET 008 REALTOR copy.png

OK, WE'LL CALL THE OTHER REALTOR

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ET 009 WORD copy.png

word

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ET 011 THATS RUFF copy.png

THAT'S RUFF

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ET 012 TOTALLY KOALIFIED copy.png

KOALAFIED

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ET 013 HOW DO YOU KNOW copy.png

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT?

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ET 014 NEVER SAW THAT copy.png

NEVER SAW THAT COMING

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ET 015 ARRRGGH copy.png

ARGH!

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ET 016 CERTIFIED copy.png

CERTIFIED HOT SHIT

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ET 017 ALWAYS WATCHING copy.png

DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING...

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ET 018 SNAIL MALE copy.png

LUCKY YOU!

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ET 020 FORGOT SOMETHING copy.png

YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING?

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ET 019 KEY TO HAPPINESS copy.png

THE KEY TO EVERLASTING HAPPINESS

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ET 021 GET A TOOT copy.png

CAN I GET A TOOT?

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ET 022 AN ACTUAL CARD copy.png

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CARD.

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HD 001 halloween mask copy.png

BOO! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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HD 003 CHECK TWICE copy.png

EVER WONDER WHY SANTA NEEDS TO CHECK ALL THOSE LISTS TWICE?

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HD 004 BALLS EVERYWHERE copy.png

YOU MUST LOVE THE HOLIDAYS

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HD 005 DECORATED REINDEER copy.png

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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HD 006 PARTY LIKE ITS 99.png

PARTY LIKE IT'S 99!

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HD 007 CAPTAIN CANE copy.png

STAY OFF THE CAPTAIN'S NAUGHTY LIST

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HD 008 WHEN WE SAY PONY copy.png

NOW EXPLAIN TO SANTA WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY PONY.

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HD 002 father's day REVISE copy.png

JESUS, IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?

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HD 011 LAP RIDES copy.png

LAP RIDES...FREE!

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HD 010 RESOLUTIONS copy.png

SCREW THESE RESOLUTIONS I'M BASICALLY PERFECT

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HD 012 EGG NOG.png

HE GOT INTO THE EGG NOG AGAIN

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HD 013 RESULTS FROM THE LA copy.png

YOU'RE DEFINITELY ON THE NAUGHTLY LIST

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HD 014 HOLIDAY DRAMA copy.png

A LITTLE DRAMA HAS ALWAYS BEEN PART OF THE HOLIDAYS

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MOM 001 FLOUR copy.png

IT WAS THE BIGGEST FLOWER THEY HAD!

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RE 001 til death do us par copy.png

'TIL DEATH DO US PART IS FOR QUITTERS

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RE 002 HORNY LAYERS.png

HORNY?

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RE 004 wanna spoon 1100 copy.png

WANNA SPOON?

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RE 005 BABY SHOWER BI copy.png

IT'S A BABY SHOWER!

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RE 006 CRABBY copy.png

SORRY I WAS CRABBY

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RE 007 GOT YOUR BACK copy.png

I GOT YOUR BACK

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RE 008 BAGGAGE copy.png

EVEN OUR BAGGAGE IS A PERFECT MATCH

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RE 009 SEW RA copy.png

YOU'RE SEW RAD

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RE 011 SLUT copy.png

I CAN'T BELIEVE A SLUT LIKE YOU GOT ENGAGED

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RE 010 98% copy.png

EVEN MR. RIGHT

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RE 014 PINING copy.png

PINING AWAY FOR YOU

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RE 012 HUGE LOVE copy.png

GIGANTIC LOVE

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RE 013 LOST WITHOUT YOU copy.png

I'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU

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RE 015 HOW YOU DOIN? copy.png

HOW YOU COCK-A-DOODLE DOIN?

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RE 016 APPLE OF MY EYE copy.png

AND I LOVE YOU TO THE CORE

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RE 017 PINING AWAY 2 copy.png

PINING AWAY FOR YOU.

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RE 018 INSTRUCTIONS copy.png

INSTRUCTIONS FOR NEW PARENTS

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RE 019 YOUR EYES copy.png

HE'S GOT YOUR EYES

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RE 020 ANCHOR copy.png

YOU'RE MY ANCHOR

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TY 001 THANKS 8 MILLION copy.png

THANKS 8 MILLION!

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TY 002 CANT THANK YOU ENOU copy.png

I'M GETTING STARTED HERE

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VAL 001 big screw copy.png

MIND-BOGGLING SCREW

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VAL 002 heart racing copy.png

YOU GET MY HEART RACING

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BD 033 FRIED CHICKEN BIRTHDAY.png

FRIED CHICKEN ON THE MENU

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BD 034 FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY copy.png

FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY

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BD 036 HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERK copy.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERKFACE

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BD 035 HEARD YOU WERE DEAD copy.png

HEARD YOU WERE DEAD

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BD 037 SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY copy.png

SHARE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH REAL JERKS

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DAD 003 YOU'RE A TERRIBLE  copy.png

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER

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DAD 004 TAKE AN EXTRA 20 copy.png

TAKE AN EXTRA 20 IN THE BATHROOM

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ET 032 FED YOUR KID GLUTEN copy.png

FED YOUR KID GLUTEN LAST TUESDAY

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ET 033 TEXT IT TO YOU copy.png

THIS CARD IS SO FUNNY

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ET 034 GET WELL SOON PUSSY copy.png

GET WELL SOON PUSSY

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ET 035 FUCK BROOKLYN copy.png

FUCK BROOKLYN

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MOM 002 YOU REEK copy.png

YOU REEK

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MOM 003 KEEP SMILING copy.png

KEEP SMILING

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MOM 004 GO OUT FOR CIGARET copy.png

YOU'RE THE REASON I DON'T GO OUT FOR CIGARETTES

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MOM 005 OTHER MOM IS A PSY copy.png

OTHER MOM AT SCHOOL IS PSYCHO

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RE 026 IM SO #BLESSED copy.png

I'M SO #BLESSED

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RE 027 FUCK YOUR WEDDING copy.png

FUCK YOUR WEDDING

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RE 028 FIRST YEAR OF COLLE copy.png

FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE

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RE 029 I FORGIVE YOU copy.png

I FORGIVE YOU

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RE 030 LOVE YOU MORE THAN  copy.png

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TACOS

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RE 031 NEW DAD BATH TIME copy.png

SO MUCH TO DISCOVER AS A NEW DAD

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RE 032 ATTABOY copy.png

ATTABOY

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RE 033 ATTAGIRL copy.png

ATTAGIRL

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TY 004 THANK YOU FOR THE T copy.png

THANK YOU FOR THE THANK YOU CARD

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TY 005 TELL MY MOTHER copy.png

TELL MY MOTHER I SENT A THANK YOU CARD

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HD 017 BANANA FANA FO FESUS.png

BANANA FANA FO FESUS

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HD 015 ONE ATHEIST TO ANOTHER.png

FROM ONE ATHEIST TO ANOTHER

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HD 016 MERRY FLOCKING CHRISTMAS.png

MERRY FLOCKING CHRISTMAS

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HD 018 STOCKING WITH WEED.png

HOPE SANTA FILLS YOUR STOCKING WITH WEED

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HD 019 HOPE THERE'S WINE.png

HOPE THERE'S WINE

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HD 021 HOPE THE TURKEY.png

HOPE THE TURKEY'S STUFFED

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BD 022 SHIT FOR BRAINS.png

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIT FOR BRAINS

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BD 028 TOUGH SWALLOW copy.png

LOOKS LIKE A TOUGH ONE TO SWALLOW

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BD 031 POP THE TOP copy.png

TIME TO POP THE TOP BIRTHDAY BREW

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BD 032 hbty copy.png

HBTY

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BD-038-A-GIFT-SO-WONDROUS.png

A GIFT SO WONDROUS

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BD-039-SCIATICA.png

I GOOGLED SCIATICA

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BD-040-GET-YOUR-SHIT-TOGETHER.png

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

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BD-041-HAVE-YOU-HAD-THE-CAKE.png

HAVE YOU HAD THE CAKE?

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BD-042-FREAK-FLAG.png

FREAK FLAG

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BD-043-JACKED-UP.png

NO WONDER YOU LOOK SO JACKED UP

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BD-044-A-MONTH-BEFORE.png

I BOUGHT THIS CARD A MONTH AGO

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BD-045-CONTAINS-A-CHECK.png

THIS CARD CONTAINS A CHECK

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BD-046-CRAP-CARD.png

THERE IS NO CRAP GIFT

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BD-047-GIVING-FUCKS-SINCE-DAY-ONE.png

GIVING FUCKS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY SINCE DAY ONE

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BD-049-KNIGHTS-OF-DELICIOUS-CAKE.png

KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF DELICIOUS CAKE

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BD-050-NOT-AS-BIG-AS-IT-LOOKS.png

NOT AS BIG AS IT LOOKS

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DAD-006-GIGGLINE-FATHER'S-DAY.png

GIGGLING NAKED THROUGH THE HOUSE (FATHER'S DAY)

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DAD-007-REEL-DEAL.png

YOU'RE THE REEL DEAL DAD

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ET 025 KEEP ON ROLLIN copy.png

KEEP ON ROLLIN'

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ET 028 HIGH FIVE copy.png

HIGH FIVE

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ET 030 lol copy.png

lol

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ET-036-SO-LONG-SUCKERS.png

SO LONG SUCKERS!

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ET-037-SO-MANY-OPTIONS.png

SO MANY OPTIONS

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ET-031-WTF.png

wtf

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ET-038-FAKE-IT-TIL-YOU-MAKE-IT.png

FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

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ET-039-DAY-43-OF-MY-SEARCH.png

DAY 43 OF MY SEARCH FOR A FUCK TO GIVE

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ET-040-FEAR-OF-INTIMACY.png

FEAR OF INTIMACY

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ET-041-HOT-FLASHES.png

A HOT MESS BEFORE THE HOT FLASHES

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HD 009 XMAS ALREADY copy.png

IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!

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HD-020-ALREADY-KNOWS-YOUR'E-GAY.png

YOUR FAMILY ALREADY KNOWS YOU'RE GAY

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HD-022-CHILDREN-MAKE-THE-HOLIDAYS-MAGICAL.png

CHILDREN MAKE THE HOLIDAYS MAGICAL

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HD-023-KEEP-IT-SIMPLE.png

KEEP IT SIMPLE KEEP IT MERRY

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MOM-006-GIGGLING-MOTHER'S-DAY.png

GIGGLING NAKED THROUGH THE HOUSE (mother's day)

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RE 021 LIGHT UP MY LIFE copy.png

YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE

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RE 024 WE'RE GOING CANOODLING.png

WE'RE GOING CANOODLING!

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RE-025-xoxo.png

xoxo

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RE-034-TOTALLY-WEAR-THIS-DRESS.png

TOTALLY WEAR THIS DRESS AGAIN

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RE-035-IM-SO-PROUD-OF-MYSELF.png

I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU

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RE-037-STILL-AS-BEAUTIFUL-ANNIVERSARY.png

STILL AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE MET

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RE-039-IM-DEAD-INSIDE.png

I'M DEAD INSIDE

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RE-038-YOUPHORIA.png

YOUPHORIA

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RE-040-HAPPY-MF-DAY.png

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER'S DAY

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TY-003.png

thx

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TY-006-SHITSHOW.png

THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH THAT SHITSHOW

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VAL 003 HEART SHAPED LOCK copy.png

KEY TO MY HEART

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VAL-004-YOU'RE-JUST-MY-TYPE.png

YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE

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VAL-005-NOBEL-PRIZE.png

OUR CHEMISTRY IS NOBEL PRIZE WORTHY

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VAL-006-COMPLIMENTS.png

ALWAYS GIVING ME COMPLIMENTS

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VAL-007-LOVE-YOU-MORE-THAN-TACOS.png

LOVE YOU MORE THAN TACOS (valentine)

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BD-051-FIRE-DEPARTMENT.png

LET THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HANDLE THE CAKE

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BD-052-BELLS-AND-WHISTLES.png

BELLS AND WHISTLES

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BD-054-CUPCAKES-AND-BUNNIES.png

CUPCAKES AND BUNNIES

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BD-055-HAND-FORGED-BIRTHDAY-WISHES.png

HAND-FORGED BIRTHDAY WISHES

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ET-042-TRUMP.png

TRUMP? WONDER IF MY FRENCH PASSPORT IS STILL GOOD.

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ET-043-POT-STIRRING-SPOON.png

SHIT STIRRING SPOON

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ET-044-PTA-SNACKS.png

I'LL BRING SNACKS TO THE PTA MEETING

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ET-045-MAJOR-BULLSHIT.png

MAJOR BULLSHIT

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ET-046-CAN'T-COMB-OVER-THE-TRUTH.png

YOU CAN'T COMB OVER THE TRUTH

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ET-047-IMPEACHMENT-BRAND.png

IMPEACHMENT BRAND

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HD-024-MERRY-XMAS-TO-THE-LOSERS.png

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...EVEN THE LOSER AND THE HATERS

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HD-025-ALL-THE-COAL.png

SANTA KNOWS WHO YOU VOTED FOR

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RE-041-THE-WAY-YOU-SHAKE-YOUR-TAILFEATHERS.png

THE WAY YOU SHAKE YOUR TAIL FEATHERS

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RE-042-THANKS-FOR-CANCELING.png

THANKS FOR CANCELING

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RE-043-SMARTY-PANTS.png

GOOD WORK, SMARTY PANTS!

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RE-045-WITH-YOU-AND-YOUR-PARENTS.png

WITH YOU...WITH YOUR PARENTS

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RE-046-ALWAYS-ELECTRIFYING.png

ALWAYS ELECTRIFYING ANNIVERSARY

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RE-047-BLOODY-MARYS.png

I SAY TOMATO...YOU SAY TOMAHTO

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TY-007-WORLD-OF-THANKS.png

WORLD OF THANKS

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TY-009-ALWAYS-A-GREAT-IDEA-THANK-YOU.png

ALWAYS A GREAT IDEA

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